Keyboard = destroyed. Cause: Coffee from my fucking mouth after reading this brilliance.

Thank you.

I’d imagine that, internally, the D-pad is still one single piece that operates like a rocker switch with four, pressure-sensitive pads directly on the PCB. If that’s the case, then yeah, we should still be able to do that!

Hahaha, this is such a great call. I wonder if this was a conscious design decision?

This was my first thought as well. That little “kickstand,” while a nice feature, is probably not gonna prevent the thing from taking some pretty nasty falls. The glass will have to have a sapphire layer or be a specialty hybrid, i.e. Gorilla Glass 4/5, or some analog. Side note: I’d prefer GG4 to GG5 myself, because…

Yeah, not sure how this is cheese, either. The dude did something unexpected, but it’s not exactly difficult to counter with smart defensive play. Coordinate efforts, kite when necessary, and have more than one player focus fire on dude. He might kill one of the 2-3 people shooting him, but he’s dying too.

Given that…

...you gonna be alright?

Two things:

1. I don’t need to know that an endowment doesn’t indicate the overall valuation for a given institution to know that 35,000,000,000 is one million times larger than 35,000. Good point, I guess?
2. So if “it saves them money” is why this is smart, then I gotta know: Is the money Harvard’s saving “smart…

Of course not. Yes, these people could find summer jobs. Or, they could not have the opportunity to do so, because their young children will no longer be in school for the summer and daycare/summer camp is expensive as shit, particularly when you work for a $35 billion university that doesn’t pay you a full year’s…

...okay, so let’s say they’re asking $35k to work 9 months out of the year. That still leaves them out of a job for one quarter of every year. They’re asking for a living wage to help them offset the fact that they won’t be receiving a paycheck for a quarter of every year from Harvard, a University with a $35,000,000,0…

What are you basing the “...a job staffed by College students at most universities” statement on? I’ve never heard of a university having its own students serve its other students their food, unless of course those students are hired as part-time workers for a separate foodservice outfit (i.e. Aramark), and even then,…

I’m not seeing the “pained grimace” you’re referencing here. It just looks like a “I’m in a good mood, and even if we don’t get along, I want to do something nice right now” moment to me.

Where did you hear this? I find it VERY hard to believe that “only less than 10 people” worked on RoI. RoI added enough art assets and grimoire alone to occupy “only less than 10 people” for over a year of development by itself, I feel like.

Wouldn’t this turn the “10 year plan” for the game into a “7 year plan,” essentially? This would literally make the first 3 years of the game a $200 beta test (for day-1 players)?

...and this was after they went 4-0 that preseason. Hilarious.

I didn’t watch any video outside of the one posted in the article, so I don’t know how the guy did in weeks 1-3 of the preseason, but I counted 5 drops amongst the poor throws and his generally uncomfortable look in the pocket. 5 catches there makes him 11-16. Take away the throw beyond the line of scrimmage and he’s…

“Not sure why you posted this comment.” Because he/she has an opinion, and he/she is allowed to voice it whether the article above it addresses points of contention in his/her opinion or not.

...understand now, Satan Lover?

The big thing in this whole situation for me is the distinction between when someone can be considered a public figure and when they probably shouldn’t be considered a public figure. I, as a fan of NFL football in general (though specifically, an Eagles fan) personally believe in this case that Jason Pierre-Paul is a…

“Good luck with that.”

I just re-read this after (five days later) reflecting on the Bradford-to-Vikings trade for two first round picks (one in ‘17, one in ‘18), and I’m sure the Eagles appreciate the luck you wished them. Teddy Bridgewater’s probably pissed off at you, Barry, but Howie Roseman has probably already…

Completely forgot about that. The whole “Kepler architecture is old, and since we’re developing Maxwell we’re gonna skip the 800 series and release a desktop-class card once Maxwell is ready” thing, right?

EDIT: Texted my buddy. I was wrong on several counts, actually. He bought a 660ti, a 780, a 960ti, and then the…

I know almost nothing about professional racing, but Hunter’s tackle at the end rings more like theatrics than actual adrenaline-induced revenge-seeking. He sprinted like 25 yards, tackled the dude, and as soon as “officials” got there he immediately walked away as if he was fully satisfied and all was right with the…