As pranks go, this one is pretty basic

Whoa, dude, that's sic

Williams could not taste anything ... his mother, Ozepher Fluker, said, so she advised him to go to the hospital

To say that someone is tolerant in this context does not mean that a person must tolerate or adopt a "live and let live" policy towards everything. That is obviously nonsensical, as it would require a person to tolerate rapist, murderers, pedophiles and all other sorts of nastiness. When used in this context, it…

For Sweden, I could literally not give less of a fuck what you think about anything at any time.

Hockey Player Waves To Child, Child Can't Stop Smiling, Smiling Child Is Taken To Doctor, Doctor Takes Blood Tests, Blood Tests Show Child's Father Is Not His Biological Father, Father Has Words With Mother, Mother Tearfully Confesses To Affair With Next Door Neighbor Gary, Gary Says It Was A Moment Of Weakness On…

I reject wheat toast based on the fact that it claims to be better for you...my reason for rejecting many, many food items. White bread was good enough for the ancestors etc, lol 'course I like Velveeta in a grilled cheese so there is that...

Keanu Reeves: [reads]

Robber Baron Carroll: [Watches Thursday night's Steelers-Ravens game]

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This once happened in the Cardinals locker room, that was the classic rat zinger.

I wanna be very clear here. As a guy who spent a lot of time being a member of a family, I just....it's just, ya gotta question whether this guys heart was really into being a brother—now, I may get grilled for this, but you gotta understand, not everyone can comprehended how complex it gets in the trenches of being a…

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

He must have been smoking marijuana because he lives in Colorado and marijuana is legal there.

Hang 'Em A Mile High

I bet you're glad you don't need to make trips to Kansas City to see the Penguins play.

The video cut out just before Southampton's keeper sprinted the length of the pitch and started punching Begović in the back of the head repeatedly.

That tag hasn't been used since John Wayne Gacy live-tweeted his basement remodel.

Obligatory kick in the ass for substituting some "obligatory" bullshit for making an actual comment of your own.