I like the helpfulness of basic guidelines here, but are Zooey des janel and Katie pery the same person or wait where's my irrational outrage seethatswhatinamedmydog

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Agree- as I do with most pickling. Ya wanna get the spice right ? Maybe it was a wormhole I went down, but I found a good recipe through Sarah sprague on ksk

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GMO? More like GMO, amidrunk?!?'?

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Your friends drink diesel?

But what if that spit had AIDS!!!1???!1!?

Leave it to Reds to be staunch in their conquest to the east, only to die out because their leader was stalin too much with on the western front

Detroit Lions of Zion

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Oakland fridge-Raiders

New Orleans Saints?

To carboload back in my dorm days we would pick a couple of random packs and proceed to lace them with instant mashed potatoes as the noodles were finishing. That was one dense ball of food. I wonder how much worse it would have been the next day if I knew about Sriracha back then

I'm about halfway through this and so far it is some of the funniest shit I've ever read. If I need a letter of recommendation, how much would that run?

I tried some Olive Garden recipes I found on the Internet but ended up in court for it on multiple occasions, so be sure to check your sources