I'm not saying I know exactly where they lost their way, but the lab-wide switch two years ago to "sexy centrifuges" was probably a mistake, in retrospect.

By disabling a tactically important facility, drugs are finally displaying an understanding of the finer points of "war."

The typo was that they were talking about *HALF-LIFE* V, not GTA.

However, unlike Blade Runner, anal sex is vastly improved when narrated by Harrison Ford.

Quite surprised at the low rankings for "anal." Didn't win one state. This is just like when "Blade Runner" got shut out of the Oscars.

Ebony is a positive term to describe black skin. It would be an analogue to alabaster. Ebony magazine apparently doesn't find it to be derogatory and if you google it I think you're going to find it being used in mainly positive contexts. I don't know that many rednecks looking for porn featuring black women are going…

Hentai in Kentucky? That was unexpected.

OH NO. DO. NOT. Google.

$100 for Sunday Ticket alone is worth it. Throw in Madden, regardless of quality, and that's a fantastic deal.

I can't even remember the last time I saw a "No" rating on here. Kotaku should really sort out that rating system. It doesn't really work, I don't think. Especially since this "No" rating seems to have been given out of some sort of protest rather than as an indication of it being an inherently bad game.

wow, i can't remember the last Kotaku review that got a "No" rating. Is there a chance you will be reviewing this on PS4 or Xb1? i doubt it will make much of a difference?

It wasn't as expansive if you just look at the on disc releases, and that is because developing for the system is vastly more expensive than developing for the PS2 was. About 4-5 times as expensive.

That's not OCD, that's you being dumb on the internet. Stop misusing the term.

I wonder how long it will take Nintendo to get this idea.

Fuck the internet's hipsterish reaction to the game. Its magnificent in my opinion, and someone who loves mob movies it tugged at my wiseguy heartstrings so well. Also, as an African immigrant myself I could have sworn the game was written by someone who's literally lived life in America as an immigrant. It hit every…

I've never understood people like you. So let's give you a chance:

You know what would look real nice, if they put Wii U specs in an N64 body, just for a fun, I can't imagine those bodies are hard to make, and people would freak out(I imagine the promotion would go on for a few weeks or something, but I bet it would sell like hotcakes), also, have it preloaded with a bunch of virtual…

Seriously, my parents don't know how good they had it, buying me all those discount Zoids instead of Transformers in 1985.

Looks super tacky, I never really liked special edition consoles, and throwing what looks like cheap stickers(looks like being the emphasis) on the controller isn't going to make me buy a Wii U, if you really want a special edition console, give us an all Yellow with Pikachu face along with the Pokemon 3D game.

I haven't regretted my wii u purchase until now. I'm just glad its not all gold.