*Cut to shot of me and David Tracy moving to a geopolitically unstable nation, getting a posse of Jalops together, and starting an off-road club*

I do not know how to ride a motorcycle, but this would be my ultimate roadtrip. Roads sometimes not included.  BMW’s GS series is a solid bike too. #twowheelsgood

New life goal: Have a garage with a reflective floor.

Semi-Counterpoint.

There is another man, who is working to make Lancia great again.. and he was at my wedding with his car. You should go find him in italy to talk to him.. ping me privately for contact info.

Porsche did this for its pre-996 911 line. They are charging a mint for it, but it looks right and gives you the 21st century functionality you want (including mapping) without the Pep Boys look.