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After spending all day with ranked, having to play with the other people on Ketchup was truly terrible. So much dead weight to carry. In no way shape or form did Ketchup deserve to win, because holy cow those players were beyond dreadful. I’ll probably try and pick the less popular team going forward.

If only Palmer Luckey wasn’t such a shitlord.

If only Palmer Luckey wasn’t such a shitlord.

At the end of the event, the side represented by the more attractive of two anthropomorphic sea creature women wins.

No, it wasn’t. It just resembled one. I own several IIDX controllers, both home and ASC variants. The main giveaway that these are just copycat housings and not reworked IIDX KOCs is that god-awful plunger mechanism.

Can we please have Cecilia handle the official Kotaku review of this? I think she would do great. Thanks.

That sounds like it could be a great article!

It follows the titular character on a quest to save Princess What’s-Her-Name. This calls the tired damsel trope by explicitly positioning the princess as an afterthought.

I’m not sure if this was officially licensed or not, but this was a notoriously low-quality controller. Even in this video I can see significant input delay. As far as I can tell this was only for PC.

...? Do you mean a PSP/Vita?

Only the HK/Asia version is currently released, but Amazon JP is selling it. Japan, Europe, and NA releases are planned for later.

I used to love playing DJMax on my PSP back in the day but I had no idea this came back. Ordering a physical copy off play-asia ASAP.

There are videos and guides on Steam on setting up the Steam controller for motion controls in CSGO. You can go look them up if you need proof. It’s fine that it’s not for you but that doesn’t invalidate it.

Well, so much for my drinking game of “spot who didn’t watch the video”.

boy oh boy is this a dumb and bad article

Didn’t want to ungray the dipshit gray that replied to you but if you’re reading this, gray, you’re a dipshit.

That was probably personally approved and gifted by Rick Perry.

*Dumb and bad take

“If a deal can be made, Hathaway would play a character who lives in Barbieland, where she gets kicked out basically because she’s not perfect enough, is a bit eccentric and doesn’t quite fit the mold.”