i spent the whole weekend after this interview dreaming about me and dionne osborne as thelma and louise style best friends. just like making iced tea on the porch and gabbing

"And listen, I have the coolest job in the world. I get to help people find their voice. What could be cooler? What could be more personal? Your voice is you."

Jia, this was simply one of the best articles I've read recently on Jez. She was so sweet and you sounded as if you were completely enjoying interviewing her. Good job!

UN-DER-SERVED

OH GOD ALL OF THIS WAS SO INSANELY CHARMING

Also because Dionne Osborne is the most wonderful woman on earth and I am a total nightmare, I made her give me a brief voice lesson: here it is if anyone wants to hear her amazing Southern accent

I love Drake even more now. I don't really listen to his music by I have always just liked him.

The best interview ever the end everyone stop interviewing people from now on.

STRONGLY RECOMMEND EVERYONE WATCH THIS

Eww. Just eww. As a JHS teacher, allow me to be very clear: if a student shows any kind of inappropriate interest (and sometimes they do), YOU BE THE ADULT. You tell them it is not appropriate. You arrange for the two of you to never be alone in the same space. You let your department head/supervisor/administrators…

"(a)nything more than that is unacceptable." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. K.

#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

See, you're doing that thing that I think is really stupid. That thing that I outlined in my first comment. I hate that thing. That thing. Thaaat thiiiiiiiing~

Dude, that shirt is fucking hideous. It would be hideous if the ladies were kittens. It is a bad, bad shirt.

Making fun of this shirt was a thing on @Midnight last night on Comedy Central. Are these same people going to send death threats Chris Hardwick's and Bob Odenkirk's way?

As usual, I blame Matt Lauer.

Some people are so stupid that I wonder how they make it outside every day without walking into the front door.

I like my gratuity grilled until it's tender. Please remember that for next time.