This is who he's addressing specifically.

What will come of this poor, poor "male" when he realises that some of us "females" wear our power suits ON THE INSIDE!!?

"Yes, and I like my coffee like I like my men." The waiter, without changing his expression said, "I'm very sorry, madam, but we don't have any gay coffee."

Odds he could never calculate.

I grew up in Ann Arbor, and Ive been a Michigan fan since I was old enough to walk. Fuck this team. What a bunch of goddamn assholes. Who the hell walks into the stadium where they got their asses handed to them a year before by a team that FUCKING HATES THEM MORE THAN ANYTHING and goes, "Ya know what? Lets give these…

If these Michigan players had brushed up on American history they would've known a ceremony to drive a spike in the ground usually leads to being run over by a train.

"You guys brought a spike, literally a piece of garbage you found by the side of a road."

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

fucking Wendigos man. Literally, the answer is "kill it with fire." Flare guns seem to be the most convenient way.

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

Getting someone to drive you to the "best" neighborhoods for candy is an american tradition. I did it, my parents did it, no doubt my grandparents did it. These are the rules of trick or treating. First, you hit the "best" neighborhoods and get as much candy as you can (and at least one of you is carrying an extra…

No way. Marrying somebody I didn't have to live with all the time is basically my dream.

If he got her back, he would continue to cheat on her. Men like this don't really love the woman they have, they just don't want anybody else to.

I broke your heart into a million pieces twice, and I regret those decisions every single day. You don't deserve someone that is going to hurt you like that.. You deserve the best of the best.

Actual things my husband has done: picked a wriggling louse out of my hair after the whole family came down with headlice( thanks friend!)

People who do shit like this give me narcissistic vibes. Like they're not really doing it for their ex, they're doing it for their ego because hey, some women looooove it when men express how much they care about ~the one that got away. Robin Thicke did the same thing, but Paula wasn't dumb enough to fall for his…

Robin Thicke, is that you?

No, and I'm 95% sure I had my sound on when I was looking at it. Another fail on Sad Sack Sam's part.

OH MY GOD THESE AREN'T TEARS I'VE BEEN CUTTING ONIONS I SWEAR