So Sting has finally succumbed to being bald, huh? Boy, I never thought I'd see the day; he's been fighting it since the late 80's.

And yet you slut-shamed Mack in another post?

In all seriousness, the advice I got (directed at women who want to be strong leaders and taken seriously in the workplace) says Merkel gave the PERFECT response.

This story is so tragic. Such suffering, to have to live in Dallas AND get married in Cleveland.

Lamb is his best book, without a doubt. But my heart belongs to Island of the Sequined Love Nun. For the book itself, for the crazy-ass title, and for the original cover.

I usually say "Broseidon, King of the Seven Natty Light Seas," but I like yours better and will be stealing. #sorrynotsorry

broseidon king of the brocean

It has to be the RIGHT book. I've had guys hit on me, using the book as a way to initiate conversation. Someone used the fact of my Kindle - Him: "So, do you like it?" Me: non-committal grunt and nod - to chew my ear off for 30 minutes.

From the Post article:

I would laugh in a man's face if he seriously asked me if I had email.

Just scheduled a Saturday birthday brunch with two 40 year olds and their 4 year old daughter at Venturo Osteria. Come at me bro.

I work at Dick's Sporting Goods. I hear this complaint on a daily basis and it's true. We carry 1/5 the amount of men's stuff. We don't carry plus size womens but do for men. It's not fair and it's hard to work there. Men don't believe things I'm saying because I'm a woman. Our staff of 65 is 75% male

It would have been much better if she'd kept her mouth shut and let karma redesign the catalog. — Satya Nadella

McKenna's letter is the greatest thing I've read all week. Close second is Kara's post about the non-white majority. This girl is 12 and conducts her feminist activism with poise and panache. Make sure y'all hold a spot on the Jezebel team for her circa 2024. Hell, give her a job now.

"Sincerely, McKenna Peterson, The Fabulous Basketball Player."

People who get BETWEEN you and your book can go fuck themselves. Seriously, that is so rude and absurd I can't even comprehend it.

because they appear to be the overwhelming hat of choice for douchebags. Douchebags love wearing fedoras. If their adoption of fedoras is making you unhappy then take it up with them :)

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness." - Annie Savoy

My book doesn't even have any writing in it! The sunglasses are an optical illusion. AM I EVEN REALLY ON THE SUBWAY??