OMG WONDERFALLS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW EVER.

That's a clip from Pushing Daisies. When you get done with that, consider another show by Bryan Fuller, Wonderfalls.

Dear Dana,

I always love it when Christian's do not in any way follow Christ's teachings.

These christians...... Jesus is gonna smack the holy fucking ghost shit out of you

I worked for several years as a barista at Starbucks. Once during a major, major rush a man skipped the line and register and came right up to me at the end of the bar where I was making drinks and tells me his tale. Apparently he had been in the day before and had gotten frappuccinos for himself and his wife and…

I've been rejected many, many times as a straight man. The duality I often struggle with is whether or not she rejected me for some sort of incompatibility (which I can understand; I've done the same) or for something that had absolutely nothing to do with me, rather something fucked up another man did to her that she…

Everyone feels rejected at times or irrationally angry. The problem is that these men feel entitled to women's selves and bodies, and that is a pervasive attitude in our culture.

I'm reasonably certain that you're a sociopath. You may want to get that checked out.

"these people are sick. on the other hand i'm a straight guy and i can't say i've never felt some of those emotions before. feeling like no one attracted to you and people think you're a creep sucks. and asking someone out sucks too because then they have the power because you're the one who likes them. that's why i…

How many men do you know who have been accused of rape?

Because EVERY SINGLE woman I know has been sexually assaulted.

Are there women out there that haven't experienced any of these things? Are they nuns?

Amen. And the truly sad part is, it is not men who perpetrate crimes against women who legitimize it, but the men who vehemently deny it's frequency. Quit saving face for your fucking, over-privileged gender and do something about it. Or better yet, just stop denying it.

They're not THAT hard to spot. If you actually listen to your female friends about what the problem men are like.

Ugh, I worked at a pub, and the cook was constantly saying the grossest things. Going to get a customer's food was worse than walking past a construction site. I complained. I was told to chill out and relax, boys just being boys. And I felt as unsafe as you did. I feel you.

I tried to explain to a male friend once about how leaving my apartment (back in NYC) felt like wading into a mine field. Steeling myself for comments, dudes trying to strike up a conversation then getting pissed when I wouldn't answer, being leered at by groups of frat boys outside local bars, being yelled at by…

Dear #NotAllMen,

I had to take a break to go cry in the office bathroom while writing it, so I feel you, sister.