University officials have said they plan on treating the "Rapist List" incidents as "graffiti," an infraction that, according to the student conduct code, can lead to expulsion, which is more punishment than any of the four "rapist list" members received.

you mean treat them poorly like the NFL does to cheerleaders?

By the time I saw Flight, most of the audience was there courtesy AA word of mouth. They did not appreciate my raucous cackling.

I'm betting the male/male flight attendant/pilot hookups happen waaaaaaaaaay more than the male/female hookups do.

The DC Metro would like a word.

You missed the MOST INPORTANT QUESTION: is it okay to lean your seat back?

Here's my review of that movie:

I'm not going to lie, if I had their numbers, I'd call both President Clinton and Magic Johnson just to hear their voices.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! That's awesome. Yeah, we have a couple things we know his teachers say because we don't say them, but a caregiver definitely does.

I've spent the last few days sick at home. This is the face that's been watching me during the day, never leaving my side.

"I'd like to say "thank you" to my mom for telling me I had to be quiet while we watched the news, just so she could yell at the TV every time Ronald Reagan came on. I love you, beautiful lady."

I let my pup eat the last bite of my delicious sandwich after reading this. THE LAST BITE.

an acquaintance of mine just lost her husband in a very violent and awful way. we were all at a friends place recently and his dog would not leave her side. just would not. she's familiar with the dog and it's a really sweet pup but its stayed by her side the entire day.

I don't have a go-to line or a go-to move but I did do something that left a lasting impression on them. They kept pushing and pushing my buttons despite me telling them to knock it off. They wouldn't. They were disrespectful, rude and awful. It was right around Christmas time and after they went to sleep, I took…

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AAAAHHHH some of these kids were/are my students!! I'm so proud.

Soooooooo good

Jesus had the best friends ever. They really worshipped that guy. It was like they thought he was the son of God or something. Talk about loyalty. Well, except that Judas dude, but every crew has to have That Guy.

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

ALSO: his ex-wife is named Gay. He was part of a couple called Gay and Butch Otter.