The most shocking part of this story is that Alabama actually has the capability to let you electronically file documents.

I can understand why Saban was so angry. Hanging out with her current sorority sisters really cut into her time for finding new sorority sisters for next year.

It's not part of our "nature." From the moment we hit the chute, girls are taught to be people pleasers. From the beginning we pay a price for being less than pleasing.

that is the single most heinous spelling of of competitor I have ever seen

He got chopped pretty hard in the second to last turn. An impinged on his racing line. A quick review of the speedskating rules says that it's a move of questionable legality.

We absolutely do not want people wanting Shibas because we think that the journalists are doing a disservice to the breed because I feel as though they're publicizing these dogs when, as we say, this is not the breed for most people.

They only way to make Catholic leaders stop embarrassing you, Ms. Ryan, is to leave the church, if you haven't already. You won't go to hell for doing so. Human institutions are flawed. Jesus would understand.

And here I thought a guy dressed up as a leprechaun playing awful bagpipes through the streets at 3am every night during MSU/ND game week was reason enough to hate those fucking jerks.

Duuude. I'm a proud Black woman who just read through this ENTIRE conversation and I find you and the way you communicate your thoughts SO ANNOYING.

smh. This performance is betrayal, and for what? Thirty pieces of silver? He should kiss off & hang himself.

People whose business it is who Kate Winslet's children live with:

BREATHTAKING!

Time for a joke! (Because I'm tired of these debates. Just steam my pasteurized milk for my latte and shut-up!)

Do not fear this man. He has saved countless lives. That is all.

It's always so disappointing when you find out someone you like is a Scientologist. I think it's the only "religion" where I'm automatically less interested in the person. I can understand people's faith in a lot of things, but not this one.

Nope. I am and was aware that everyone of them is a Scientologist.

Damn, Zach, you've stirred up the dust around here. Good job on making Grizzlies fans proud. And Michigan State appreciates you not doing anything similar while there because of the possibility of the NCAA leveling sanctions since you received a look of gratitude from the kid's mom in exchange.

Other Theories Chester Has

Be careful what you wish for, Chester, the grass isn't always bluer.

I wish I had radar for guys that do this crap, because I know I don't and there are probably too many dudes with 'sexy' pics of me as it is. I don't think I've fucked any of them over, but one is probably so angry with me for breaking things off (when I started noticing how aggressive and demanding he could be) that I…