With Captain Kirk at the helm, maybe the Skins can figure out how to transport evil Dan Snyder back to his own dimension.

Nah, they just have to make it next to impossible for anyone who isn't a rich white man to vote. They're on it!

"We have for so long imitated the West, and this is the first time that a person who has no link whatsoever to the Arab world, an American girl who does not speak Arabic, sings Arabic songs."

Which brings me to my favorite vegan joke:

Stafford screams "Clock it!", he gestures repeatedly that he's going to spike the ball. It was obvious— everyone, especially the Cowboys, believed him. But they shouldn't have; because they know he's a Lion.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

Well part of what your saying is true, it could also be said that Stafford understands better then most what he has in Calvin Johnson and attempts throws to him that he doesn't with his other wide receivers, so yes he is "forcing" throws, but only to Johnson because Johnson is a cyborg

Hmm. Something tells me these "studies" are more along the lines of him repeatedly getting dumped after barfing these antiquated opinions on women he's dating.

Study after study has shown that feminism has made women less happy.

My PhD advisor was (and still is) famous for sexually harassing female students. I'm not that old, so this didn't happen long ago.

Do you like Supernatural? Grimm? The X-Files? The Odd Couple? The "Make Seven... Up Yours!" Guy? Highlander? American History? American Horror Story? The Craft? Underworld? Police procedurals? John Cho? Halloween? Upstate New York? Sherlock? British guys in period garb?

Do you watch Sleepy Hollow? Great, neither do I.

I did, too. And I responded with "my mother just died."

He was hiding the real him when you were dating.

When you married the nimrod, his real personality came out.

I guarantee he did not ever really live alone, not really. He was probably an Italian Momma's boy who could do no wrong, and was trained that way from birth. DipshitEx was Italian, and while not .... QUITE as bad as the dude in the book, I DEFINITELY remember having some similar conversations about what was "expected"…

My ex-husband once had the gall to tell my best friend, who was living with us for a short while, to pass a message to me. I was meeting her after work and was going to do some shopping, etc and get a meal with her. He had her tell me "never, ever leave him without dinner ever again". She was so disgusted that he'd…

EJECT!!!

Let's agree that the sub/dom dynamic can work very well for couple who are both into it. Reading what was written here, it does not necessarily seem like she is into it. What she is describing sounds a lot more like coping with an emotionally abusive spouse who does not take your wants, desires or personality…

I was engaged to a guy who was secretly like this. When I left for college (he stayed in our hometown), he started trying to train me for this kind of behavior. He picked an hour-long fight with me because I wouldn't make him lunch while I was working on a paper. I gave him the ring back less than a month later and he…