Who were the awful people who pulled him aside to advise this lovely course of action?

It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing.

What about prison?

Mayo in mashed potatoes is a sin against the poor innocent potato. Also, gross. Really gross.

I don't feel sorry for him at all. If he's going to through all the trouble of calling each person and apologizing (and I've been at the other end of those calls), the least he can do is be honest about why he's doing it. No one knows the whole truth, although some people know big parts of it? That's bullshit. Do what…

Not my story-it happened to my best friend. She had been sleeping on and off with a guy. They cycled together in the same group, went on cycling trips with the same group, but had never really been on a date where they were alone, aside from the sleeping together. He made an offensive comment (you'd be really hot if…

I'm guessing it means enabling.

You might need some dihydrogen monoxide later, since she's so dry.

It can kill you, you know.

That was amazing. Thank you.

I'm reminding you to tell the story of how you chased her down and beat her with your purse.

All these bad tipper stories are horrifying to me. My mom has always been a good tipper (and impressed upon me the importance of a good tip), I've never dated anyone who was a bad tipper and my best friend is such a generous tipper that the server came back once and hugged her for it (me: "how much did you tip her?!".…

I REALLY wish the drag queen had publicly shamed them-it would have been epic.

No kidding-I'd be proud of it.

So with you on that.

Word-how did she get such creative control? That's extremely rare.

Seconded-also because I want to know who they are.

And what exactly was the life expectancy in the Paleo Age? 25? 30, if you're lucky?

I was in a nice restaurant in San Francisco a few years ago-and not far away sat a truly awful couple. Ok, the guy was awful, she was not. He was so loud you could hear through the whole place, and he was making ridiculous requests of the server. Our server came over and asked if there was any we needed, and my friend…

Here is a link to it-you have to scroll down a bit to get to the story.