He deserves to be punched for many reasons-but especially for that tie.

Oh, well done!

Spartans never quit!

Please don't drag Lindt into this ugly story.

I despise her AND those awful clothes.

No problem. I know this only because my Dad told me.

He taught at MSU in the early 70's.

This was fascinating and awesome. Can she be my BFF now?

I think my name says it all, but that is one fugly shirt, and I don't care if you are trying to prove that rocket scientists are not stuffy. It's still fugly.

Why is this making me tear up? Awesome-so awesome.

That is the best title, hands down.

I'll just say that I love Christopher Moore with my whole heart. And his books before Lamb have killer, hilarious titles.

So glad that my sunglasses are doing their job!

Oh Nicholas Sparks. You are NOT Hemingway. That's not what you write. You write dreck that gets turned into movies. Good (or bad) for you for making lots of money off people who like your crap.

Sounds reasonable.

Exactly. And I could tell when the eggs were overcooked-although the server was really nice about it. I apologized and showed him the yolk (hard-boiled!) and he apologized and took away. No drama. I don't know what I'd do if they gave me country gravy and tried to pretend it was hollandaise, though.

I have sent food back exactly twice in my life-once when the eggs were over-cooked in the Eggs Benedict and the other when the whole dish tasted like vinegar. And I did it right away-after one bite. And they replaced with another Eggs Benedict and with something that didn't taste like vinegar had been poured on it.…

My favorite story about this was looking for a car with my ex-it was for both of us. The sales guy looks at him and says "it has a lot of horsepower and a really tight turning ratio". The Ex "I don't really care about that-you should tell her about that. How good is the stereo?". I swear the sales guy did NOT know…

If they demand rigorous academic excellence, please explain Manti Te'o

She is a badass and I love her.