It’s her! She’s pregnant!

At first I read it as “draw-er”, as in, artist. I got confused for a second.

Fuck that noise. You’ll supply it when asked and LIKE it.

Jenna Maroney is that you?!

I’d like to talk about how great Carrie Fisher’s face is. Always.

Sorry, was the woman white?

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

I went to Comic-Con, and waited in line to take a picture with her, and she had this pup with her then too! She was just so kind and sweet, she held my hand! and when she thought the photo didn’t turn out well, she asked the picture people to take a second one, and she was right, the first photo I had my eyes closed.…

I would see this movie if even just for her.

Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a tiny French child next to her new husband and his daughter.

Hate Rahm. Love Chicago. And I want better for my city, and the people who call it home.

Doesn’t matter. They give out a Nobel for economics every year. There are lots of Nobel-winning economists, but he specifically told her to go ask the one that is her husband. There is a whole long history of women not being allowed to do anything without the permission of their husbands. THAT is why this is a deeply…

It’s specifically because he told her to consult her husband that it’s patronizing.

I have multiple contacts labeled “Trouble.” They’re all the exes I don’t want to talk to. I’m not tempted to call them, because who knows who I might get? As an extra bonus, I’m also not tempted to pick up when they call me, because it might be the one I’m kind of missing or it might be the one I’ve never forgiven and…

Except, all in-app purchases should actually be redirects to buying Nickleback’s greatest hits...

Uh, they aren’t? That’s sort of the point?

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

Except that The Hunger Games already exists with a male lead, under the title of Every Other Action Movie Ever Made: Parts XXI-DCLXVI.

“I don’t know your mother or how she’s feeling, but the best way to do that is to ask her how can I make it better? What is it that I can do so that you will know how important you are to me because it upsets me when you’re upset.”

Well she went to school with my great aunt, who’s 82, so. She’s also 82. There. Mystery solved again.