Don't get carried away. That's how stirrup pants and acid wash started.

This sounds very cool, but the video's marked private.

The 80s were magical in a poufy, glittery kind of way.

That explains why Black people keep getting arrested, driving around searching for Ashton Kutcher look-a-likes.

private video?

Let's hope Meryl Streep mourns her in four accents.

Thanks! Mrs. Beard is great (routine scan after surgery) and is home sleeping. :-)

Love her or hate her Joan was one of a kind and we will never see someone like her again. What a trailblazing inspiring woman. She said some shitty things, yes, but you have to admire everything she has done for women in comedy. She was one fucking funny woman. I will miss her dearly.

There's something about Katy Perry's tweet that just hit me a bit in the heart.

Seriously. At first I was ticked, like "What an asshole", but then it kept going...and going...and I'm like "..Oh, honey, ...no". From bro to sad clown (sad trombone) in 20 texts or less.

I have no snark. She was, as stated above, a trailblazer who was doing the job when women just didn't do it or didn't get the chance to.

Gotta love a gal who cares more about making people laugh than she cares about being liked!

nobody will ever be as bad as 50 Cent

Right?? My wife told me he & Aziz were filming a Parks & Rec scene on Michigan Ave. today, and we were a few blocks away(!!!!), but alas, we were in the hospital for a procedure. No star gazing for us today!

Something similar to this happened to me the other day, except not on Tinder. My friend has been seeing this douchebag guy who hit on me openly at her birthday the entire time. He asked for my number, and usually I'd tell him to fuck off, but because I didn't want to cause a scene at her birthday thing, I just gave…

I think this goes to show that unlike the guy who told me yesterday that we need to ignore guys like this, that ignoring doesn't work. I mean she told him to go away and there he goes, off to the races! Fucknut.

I like it when guys brag about how much money they make, because it let's me know to stay the fuck away from them.

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

I don't know, around the "You're an Account Manger" line I probably would have hung on just to see what was coming next. You can't even be mad at this shit, it's too fun watching him crash and burn.

Well, that changes everything!