Here's what I don't get: if he is separate from his character, why did he legally change his name to War Machine and how on earth could he use his birth name in legal documents? Technically his birth name would now be considered an alias wouldn't it?

I'm so confused by your comment, the point you're trying to make, and why you're personally upset with me for being a fan of Joan Rivers. If you don't like her, that's perfectly okay. Just like anything in the arts, it's completely subjective. For example, I never really liked Seinfeld's act and show more than mild…

Good call. I think I'm going to follow suit.

You NAILED it. Love this post.

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

Legendary.

Okay, so the owner probably didn't know/care about the (ha ha, so funny) "rape room" nickname. But the fact his reaction when he was told was to brush it off and allow the whistleblower to be fired — and not to reprimand his friend about not making fucked-up jokes — speaks volumes.

"If anyone wants to hear me trash talk about this woman, come to my business. We can talk in the rape room!"

The coolest lady I know lives in Iowa and that's enough for me.

Yep. Iowa gets a bad rap by association, but I contend that it's definitely the least bad of the Midwestern states politically, and is otherwise very charming.

Right! Like uh, huh, there will be no trying to preserve the mood. I would straight up boot him and hot and hit the bathroom and lock the door. Then head straight to a doctor. Far as I'm concerned that would be a massive mood killer right there.

Yeah. I'm calling exaggeration but not BS. The only reason I'm not calling BS is that one time while I was having sex with a guy I had a cyst burst. It caused this insanely intense amount of pain. I was hunched over almost screaming in pain, feeling like I'd been stabbed. When he pulled out, his penis was covered in…

Yeah, no way in hell. I don't think a woman wrote this.

I woulda helped, and helped clean up, and cleaned up my leg and got at it. With a clothes pin on my nose if need be. Yeah it's gross, but you can laugh and bond over it. Whatsamatta, dude? The lady got a little too real for ya? You wanna do it or not?

the only reason I call BS is that after she remembered it had been that long, she still would be trying to preserve the mood. Umm, if I suddenly remembered a tampon or anything else was in my business for two weeks I would kick my husband out of the house for an hour before I tried to fix it. And then I would go to a…

oh god i read the rest. jesus christ.

Oh my god. Oh. My. God. OH. MY. GOD. I left my diva cup in once for 24 hours (We were camping and I REALLY didn't want to have to bury it in the woods). That alone was enough for me to respect the regular cleaning it required. I do wish wish wish that mine was comfortable enough that I wouldn't notice it for 14…

When are idiots going to get it through their heads that donating to charity in the name of bad behavior does not excuse said bad behavior?

perfectly said