That'd be perfect. Love, stability, some food to eat & send them back out into the world knowing there are people who don't bat a lash at who they date.

Right? I know thousands of people who would. Just to give the kid some normalcy. A bowl of cereal, a shower to use. Because things are still normal, life goes on no matter what your sexual orientation.

I would, too! My parents did it for a family friend when he came out and was kicked out of his home. He speaks often on how it made a difference in his life. I'm sure to make this actually happen there would be a smorgasbord of legal hoops to jump, but imagine how good it would feel to know you didn't have to even…

That's so awesome to hear! I need to do research on organizations in my area, I shamefully rarely think about this horrible scenario. I'd love to help.

I wish there was a "foster home" situation for homeless LGBT youths. A network of names, families, or even roommates with an extra room that are on some list through some organization that could help. That if someone comes out and is horribly rejected by their family, they could call and find a name on a list of…

I thought of that! I wish his name wasn't Tom. Atlanta, finance...we have details, just not enough. Too bad his name isn't Ebenezer or something.

OMG wear that shit to the grocery! That sounds amazing!

Hahaha that is actually a VERY good point! I'm sure his Real Doll could take all 3 inches of his meaty manhood.

So much loser.

HAHA! No, that was totally worth it, especially since you got to throw in that you had a mohawk.

Noted! Also, your username is utterly glorious.

Yes, exactly! Seriously?? All because she wanted you to stop after the blow job innuendo? And the creepiest? Scrolling through her Facebook pictures to find "unflattering" pictures. Bro, let it GO.

A mini AND a blazer?? Oh shit, it is ON.

STAHP. I have to find footage of that immediately!

I went on this rant recently!! The youths in short black dresses (usually with sunflowers) doc martens, round sunglasses and long-chained purses. Stop! That's nothing new & it still looks bad! (Also, yeah. Nothing good ever came from stirrup pants.)

*whispers back* I won't tell!

HAHA. You're right, I stand corrected!

Unfortunately, I'm not surprised. I've been on OKCupid, Tinder, PlentyofFish, Match....I've gotten everything from straight out of the gate dick pics to "I want to cum in your mouth" as opening lines, to a nice discussion talking with a guy about the neighborhood we both live in when he started discussing the sex…

oh god, stirrup pants were just SO HORRIBLY WRONG.

It would be rad! Also tubular.