Come now, you're going to say "perpetuates the objectification" after you say "dat shit?"

Me too. We all enjoy being able to blow off steam here or there with a nice anonymous snarky comment, but I'll gladly give that up for what people are getting attacked with lately.

I hear you. I'm no expert & I know it's flawed, but I swear something's gotta give.

I actually prefer it on my tits or face. Might as well go for the money shot!

Said it on Facebook this morning, saw it a lot in the Gawker comments - time to away with internet anonymity. No censorship, just post whatever you want to post with your first and last name next to it, linked to your Facebook account or email address. If you think it's okay to taunt a grieving 25-year-old with…

Yes! I don't think I'll ever switch! My skin is really pale, & I don't like the way I look in orangey-reds or even the pinks, but I am believer in the Russian Red! Certainly not for every day looks (at least not my every day, haha!) But it always gets compliments when deployed.

Your footnotes are everything right now.

Oooo thanks! I love me a good lipstick recommendation!

Yesss! Love me a matte. The first night I wore USA was out to a club (don't judge me, it was someone's birthday, I actually hate "da club") and I was surprised to catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror 4 hours later. Sweaty, mascara smeared, but my lips were AWESOME. I have no idea why it took me so long to get on…

I've never sided with the Kardashians on ANYTHING, but shit, I wouldn't want my $20 necklaces from Francesca's going missing, either. Can't blame them on this one.

I have no idea what she's wearing, but I'll say the two truest really gorgeous red lipsticks I keep in my arsenal are MAC Russian Red & Vasanti USA. (USA is the lipstick color name. That's confusing.) Both are a matte finish which I'm personally a huge fan of. Don't know if that helps since I don't know what she's…

Shoot! I'll blame that on not having my coffee yet. Whippersnappers.

NOPE. Wow, that sounds awful. I can't imagine what you hear on a regular basis!

Oh wow, Kate from Iowa (shout out to my home state, by the way). It's 7:07AM, too early for unconscious bias/ingrained racism. I was just trying to make a funny out of an awful situation thanks to my morbid sense of humor.

Hahaha! Damn ungrateful youths!

Oh, no forgetting. Being sarcastic. :)

Most excellent point.

First off, this is absolutely horrid. Secondly, if you murdered your mother and put her in a suitcase, would you not attempt to flee...I don't know, say out of the country and not 6 miles away to have a siesta? Put in a little effort, guys.

Hey chief, she was upset about her grandpa. I was trying to hear her and support her. I'm no saint, but I also saw a movement like this for a little boy in my community who had cancer. People did the polar bear plunge for him & nominated people to do it and donate, posted on facebook, etc.

Not silly. Totally normal. When I was horribly depressed, my mom had to call for me, and she lived 700 miles away. So I totally understand that.