You compacted my comment perfectly! So agreed.

Haha, I love your mom!
Look, we all make stupid comments, do asinine things and make an ass out of ourselves. That's just being human. But it's nice to see a carefully-worded comment from a heterosexual man that understands even a tiny bit of the struggle. (And there are more of you out there, obviously. I just meant…

NOPE. SHUT IT DOWN. AND BY "IT," I MEAN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I really appreciate this thoughtful response. I just wanted you to know that.

HAHAHA, I am laughing SO hard at this. "I think he works at Whole Foods." Hahaha and YES. Complete agreement!

Has anyone ever read that cheesy book The 5 Love Languages? I know, but I think it's kind of fascinating. Mine's physical touch with a dash of gift giving. I really found a lot of pleasure out of making my (now ex) dude a snacky snack, or grabbing him a beer and taking a little extra time to pour it into a chilled…

Wait...fear of missing out and now mystery of missing out?? Aren't those the same...type of things? Okay, permission to come aboard The Biddies Boat.

I am SO thankful for Clair Ryan, I was really worried she was going to be fired.

Man, I love that gif, hahaha!

HAHA the last sentence is karma personified.

Agreed! Such a great response!!

I have a friend from Nashville staying with me in Chicago. Yesterday while walking to a bus, some guy started hollering at her, even crossing the street to get closer. He finally asked, "where's your man??"

Nooooo, they assimilated her. Mama Schmalice is one of the Greys.

You can make yourself a pair of paste-pants and she won't know the difference!

Everything that relates back to Parks & Recreation makes me happy! :)

The music on the background of Beyonce's Instagram 50 Shades video was a super slowed down version of "Crazy in Love," at the end. Good for her. That shit is going to blow UP when it releases, and even though I think it is the sadddddest book & movie, she can sashay all the way to the bank. I would. I'd even come up…

Does nobody else see that ROSS IS WEARING LEATHER PANTS?!

What the actual fuck. I have to get off the internet.

Seriously, that is ridiculous. Take a damn picture of a pot of veggies you're dishing out. That proves you volunteered today and you get a gold star. People suck.

Nailed it. Your grandpa could tap dance all over Auschwitz as far as I'm concerned. He earned it.