I notice that any time a place serves avocado toast it’s on some really oat-heavy whole grain bread. I imagine it’s being used to cut  and de-intensify the flavor profile of the bread as opposed to butter which is usually used to enhance or add to the much milder and less earthy taste of more processed breads.

I would like to know everyone else’s ideal avocado toast. Mine is multigrain toast, avocado, salt, lemon juice, hot sauce and Everything But the Bagel seasoning.

Nobody went with Streety McStreetface?

35,500 mini Babybel original cheese rounds

Lithium battery explosions are cooler than gasoline explosions

What would I like to see it in? A Mazda 6 Tourer, sold in the US.

This. Reminds me of this hilarious display of how out of touch people can be with reality.

1st: Remember the other day when y’all were like, “Why isn’t Tesla’s stock being valued like the big three? They’re an automaker too, right?” Here’s your answer. They’re not an automaker with a dated, entrenched, vulnerable market. They’re a tech company with a strong growth arc, plenty of financial backing, and very…

“But Pierre, how can we murdaire heem when we are, ‘ow you say, ‘on strike’?”

I don’t know.  Based on what we usually see with French labor protests, they’re more likely to take him hostage, hold him for like half a day, then release him to a small concession like an extra ply on the bathroom toilet paper before they all casually make plans to do it again in a couple weeks. 

I think the fundemental problem with rich people is that once you have a certain amount of money and power, people stop telling you that you’re wrong. We need a modern equivalent of the guy who whispers in Cesear’s ear “Remember you are mortal”. I propose that everyone with a net worth over, say, 40 million gets…

I wonder if the whole “the rich aren’t so different from us” message might be true in a way they didn’t intend, which is that we could be just as greedy and oblivious if given the opportunity.

Being 6'4" automatically takes this one off the list for me.. If I was shorter, definitely a NP!

For the Montero Sport, but not the Montero.

i don’t like big, stupid, size 14 shoes

Also, the 4 top selling SUVs in the US are the... RAV4, CRV, Rogue and Equinox.

A bit of Internet searching and translating shows that “purosangue” is also Italian for “Thoroughbred”, as in the race horse breed.  

What I thought during that commercial was, “How was she, stuck in that closed-in traffic jam, just able to turn left onto open road? Are ICE driven cars not able to use open roads?”

Hey, it was the 80's.  A lot of stuff was inhaled through straws. 

Beleive it or not a lot of people really liked these cars when they were new. They could be had with an inline six whose starter had more power, or a slightly more potent V8 inhaling through a drinking straw.