It’s not like Lemons is meant to be taken super serious anyway, and there a lots of little rules and loopholes, but that’s part of what makes it fun.

If that’s high-$$, then I must be middle class.
I feel so fancy.

Emaculant is a Lemons thing. 

🎶Braaaaaasssssfinger...🎶

That’s not how that works. The judges can buy the car from you for $500 according to the rules:

To be fair, locally we just go with Llanfair PG. How’s that for tip?

Hard to find a better marinade for red meat. Truly, this stuff is fantastic. 

I don’t think it’s the herbs and cheese bread, since that’s what I always get when I go to Subway and I don’t get particularly rancid farts.

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

Subway is having issues because they let anyone with the money open one. I don’t think the corporate owns any locations. When they were first getting going in the 90's it was a family affair, the president was the actual dad of the Family, Mom did product development, etc... The quality was much better. I used to work…

Appropriately addressing climate change will require a great number of jobs to be created to help resolve our current infrastructure deficiencies, and anyone who tells you otherwise is lying. Those solar farms, energy storage systems, and wind farms ain’t gonna build themselves. 

Me too. It’s probably my favorite release of theirs (although I’m on a huge stout kick right now, so that might explain it).

I really like that beer, for the record.

Stone better win this lawsuit or they’ll be in deep Xocoveza.

Keystone is going to lose this lawsuit.

Easiest way to tell the difference, if you paid $11 for the beer and you got a case instead of a six pack, you got Keystone.

I should add that I wore a “Sailing the Seas of Cheese” T-shirt on my first day of high school and was instantly called a poser.

The first CD I ever bought was Sailing the Seas of Cheese.

Every time I listen to Pork Soda, I think of Trump’s supporters.

Primus sucks