Within the species Fontender Loaderus, the destruction of the prey’s clearcoat shell is ritualistic among most tribes. The display of strength is often thought to be as much an affirmation of the machine’s devotion to their tribe as it is a way of attracting mates from the sub-genus, Backhoen.

I used to work at a chocolate shop in a tourist town. Almond bark, turtles, chocolate covered Oreos, that kind of stuff. The snobby assholes on vacation would get so pissed when they found out we were just melting down bricks of Peters chocolate and pouring it into a mold. Like they thought the owner of this rinky…

I like the ILX redesign aside from the wheels, and the TLX is a pretty nice car as well. They wont set your hair on fire with performance, but they are handsome sedans with plenty of features for the money. They will also be much cheaper to maintain than their competition.

...from the ’09-style TL, which was a dramatic dive in awesomeness from the TL that came before it.

See.. I honestly don’t find this unattractive. The pre-facelift TL and ZDX on the other hand....

How many jobs and livelihoods did it save though? If it prevented people becoming destitute and homeless, if it prevented families suffering, if it saved communities from breaking up and towns from becoming derelict, then it was not money lost. It was money well spent. Just because you cannot measure the results on an…

Could easily be GTE but due to some manufactures displeasure they won’t grant us a waiver to race in GTE until we sell 250 which will be a while...

We just bought a 2015 Altima and, truthfully, it's not horrible or irritating. It's dull, but it's predictable, cheap to run, and we practically stole it thanks to incentives. Beats the MINI Cooper it replaced at everything but being fun (which we knew going in). Sometimes you just need a family car that gets great…

I imagine most of us who grew up in the early 90s could communicate entirely in Simpsons and Seinfeld references.

Camry bumper corners that prefer to be innies.

Driver education in the US is laughably easy to pass. Not only is the initial bar set low, but renewal is based on little more than a vision test. And people tend to relax after obtaining their license; they stop trying hard to be good drivers. Once over the hurdle, they stop putting enough effort into their driving.

Yep. He went to State.

Still have the whole original Matchbox monster truck collection somewhere in the attic.

Hey Bill, let’s check out the noise reported on the Z and pickup some tacos.

Well, he’s certainly not spending money on getting his headlight and front end fixed.

Rolling Thunder...

Backwards Bob.

I was always a Snakebite fan. Driven of course by Colt Cobra of Cobra Creek, Colorado.

Are you serious? So you think the vehicles they made when they were with Diamler were better than the vehicles they’re making now?