Yeah, the local dealer does a lot of things that Mitsubishi itself doesn’t, such as... advertising. Radio ads, cars parked at the mall, different events and stuff. I mean, they have a long way to go to be a real player but they do a good job considering the product they’re working with. 

Both of those trophies are excellent. 

I wonder if one of the first things he told them was “Guys, it’s the CAR that moves, not the track. The track stays still.”

Forgot this...

That trophy is AMAZING. Sure it’s corporate branding just like the Heineken one, but at least it has some character to it (no pun intended, I swear). I wonder where that one is now and how much it’s worth? 

Too bad they don’t make a giant “Low Bluetooth Latency!” sticker for the cars on the lot. That would really draw people in by the tens. 

The Mitsubishi dealer in my area seems to do a pretty good job - there are a lot* of newer Mitsus on the the road around here, and not just the bargain basement Mirage but plenty of Outlanders and Outlander Sports as well. The product itself seems to be quite a bit better than it was a few years ago as well.

1: Will it baby?

How sweet of him to issue an apology. 

Nice try, but you can’t fool me. Those are the same car.

They get more than $15k for them, too. We have one in our fleet that was part of a factory-order program and I think it was over $18k for a 2WD stripper model.

It’s like when my mother would complain that I hadn’t cleaned my room and my standard response was “I’m on it! Don’t worry!”.  (I wasn’t on it. I didn’t care.)

Since it’s using the same platform from the current Frontier as a starting point, I hope they address two of my biggest gripes with the current truck:

C) If you put them side by side it becomes obvious that they look nothing alike

I can relate to the “laughter, love and pastrami” part.

Agreed. I like “Jean Genie”, “Space Oddity” and “Rebel, Rebel”. “The Man Who Sold the World” is a good song but I prefer the Nirvana Unplugged cover.

I never understood the love for Rush. They might be talented musicians, all of them, but the songs are crap and Geddy Lee’s voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. 

Shit, I didn’t even notice that Deep Purple wasn’t there. What a waste of time this list was. 

Elton John: Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting, Bitch is Back, I’m Still Standing are all bona-fide rock songs. Heck even Hercules, Take Me To The Pilot or Funeral for a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding are more “rock” than anything the Beach Boys ever crapped out.

I thought Domino’s was taking care of the roads for us?