Twix Java was a thing! But a limited release over ten years ago...

I would have thought they’d be called the 77 Quid bar, what with the exchange rate and all...

Nestle’s Crunch is a good call. Simple, but reliable. It’s great when it’s refrigerated too and the chocolate gives a nice snap when you break off a piece. 

Are those called Hilliard’s? I always end up getting half a dozen of the dark chocolate ones...

What about Reese’s PB Cups w/ Pieces in them?  To me, they’re magical and I can’t believe it took so long for them to come to market. 

If they discontinued Whoppers tomorrow I would not be sad.

Oh man, I can’t believe I forgot Nutty Buddies! I used to eat FAR too many of those when I worked the evening/night shift at a gas station and got bored... They’re so much better when they’re fresh though.

I can’t believe Twix was such a late pick, and that nobody ever picked Reese’s Fast Break. Reese’s Nutrageous is also a better pick than Snickers in my opinion. I’m also a huge fan of Skor bars... the perfect blend of crunchy toffee and chocolate.

Whenever I think of NYC, I always think of the 911... 

“Poseidon? More like Pedoseidon. Get your own rocket, loser!”

I don’t have a Quad, but it’s nice to have another Alfa owner around here... Mine’s been super reliable as well! 

They came out with the 4C Italia special edition not long ago... you can see it next to the NRING versions in the photos above, looking super sexy and sharp in Misano Blue.

Kind of sounds like a chain called Mariano’s in the Chicago area... I’d kill for one of those in my area. Great variety, prepared meals and soups that are legitimately good, a wine and gelato bar, a cheese section that puts other supermarkets to shame... but it can be a total madhouse.

If it’s too late to have anyone from Karlmann’s design team attend the Jalopnik Sketch Battle this year, then it absolutely HAS to happen next year.

The condensation is a feature, not a bug. 

Coal is the new gold. Coal forever!

They actually had this on display at SEMA this past year, and I can assure you that it is just as ugly in person as it is in pictures. It’s also HUUUUGE.

I say if it looks like a flood car in person, offer $2500 cash and use it as a basis for a RWD V8 conversion. That’s an extensive enough job that almost anything electrical that was flood damaged will be removed/replaced and it’ll be easy enough to address the rest of it at the time.  

Good color. Interesting enough car to have some cheap fun with but not rare enough to worry about something happening to it. Seats look good. It’s got a stick.

One step closer to reality...