Serious question: If someone wants a “sporty SUV”, why on earth would someone get an Edge ST when they could pay virtually the same price for a Stelvio, a vehicle that, even in base trim, handles amazingly well and has tons of power? Ford’s product planners need their heads examined.

So... Ford axed the Fiesta, Focus and Fusion because they couldn’t be produced profitably. Remember the whole “we lose money on every Fusion we sell” deal? So how do they plan on introducing newer small, rugged vehicles “at the same price point as Fiesta, Focus and Fusion” and turn a profit on those? This plan doesn’t…

“That Larry, he’s a real pisser I tell ya...”

Pork Production Predicament! Petty Plant Pisser Punishes Production, Prevents Profits.

Frozen supermarket pizza is more than just a food though; there needs to be a feeling of sadness, despair or shame to go along with it to truly drive home the experience.

And judging by the picture, they’ll either be wheelchair accessible or whoever parked that one is an asshole.

Mooz Mooz!

Buy one brand new, upgrade whatever the hell you want, and pocket the change. Every enthusiast should own an Alfa at some point in their life.

This is really the best option. Possibly one of the purest driving experiences available!

This is the automotive equivalent of a used needle that someone found on the sidewalk and painted to look like a wand from Harry Potter.

I bet that superintendent was hopping mad when he found out about this. Hopefully he was able to calm himself down before he spoke to the head cook so he didn’t say anything roo’d. 

If anyone wants to see some more Malaise-era cars, I recommend HBO’s The Deuce. There are old cop cars, buses, wagons, but the pimp cars are especially interesting.

You can’t lie to him either. The world isn’t all sunshine and rainbows and bowls of candy, and this car sucks on many levels. The sooner he gets a dose of reality, the better. 

No Bricklin, in any condition, should ever sell for more than $500. In fact, any Bricklin owner should consider themselves lucky if they don’t have to pay a disposal fee. 

Another IKEA tip is, if you go there in a sedan, don’t buy more furniture than you can fit through the slidey-hole between the trunk and passenger compartment. Most of those openings aren’t perfectly rectangular, so even if most of the boxes are of the flatter variety they still might not fit through easily when…

By the look of the pics, the factory frame coating wasn’t all that great to begin with since there are already rust spots forming (after what, like, four months???)

Shouldn’t they use JL Weld for this application? 

To get people with good attitudes when your company is in Boston, you have to pay them enough to get people to commute from New Hampshire or Rhode Island. So many* Massachusetts residents have cynical, shitty attitudes about work and life in general.

Not really a mindfuck. That’s progress. It was much less than 200 years ago that we were still feeding our personal transportation hay and trying not to step in its droppings on the shitty unpaved streets.

Try finding a non-AWD version of a car in the Northeast. It’s all the dealers will order since they know that most people equate AWD with better snow performance (even though that’s been proven over and over again to be false). Here and there you can find a few base models in FWD (like CX5) but once you get into…