id rather pot. alot

Did you know it's not as good as Premier League? Because you know, MLS fans are always going on about how it's as good as Premier League.

OK soccer snobs, let's hear it. Tell us how crappy MLS is for the hundredth time.

BITCHES BE BASIC ALL THE TIME. BASIC HJ BASIC BJ BASIC HALF&HALF. JUST PLAIN BASIC.

This how you pick up chicks dude . You don't punch them......that hard.

That's not how you hit on a girl. Plus she plays for the other team

chick must have a glass face

I grew up in Houston so anything north of like Dallas is north Texas to me ha. Plus anything besides Austin sucks so bad.

Booker T Highschool ?

I do not advocate punching anybody. At all. However, in his defense, he had no fucking clue she was a girl.

Well I'm glad they cited their Zero Tolerance Policy. Because if they hadn't, I'm sure there would have been a HOOJ backlash.

How in the hell did this kid manage to get involved in black-on-black violence IN LUBBOCK FUCKING TEXAS?

Vagina vagina vagina. Didn't work Arjen Robbins didn't appear behind me in my bathroom mirror.

piece of crap

in Russia bear laser you!

Or, you can exercise with your partner!

hodor

I care about my girlfriend so much that I'll ignore the gym and even showering to be with her. I'm sure she appreciates it

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