Bowling is a college sport?
IFOLDMYBALLS
IFOLDMYBALLS
There's a college world series?
Seriously? Vanderbilt wins the College World Series and gets no mention on Deadspin, but some guy's dick gets an entire story?
Kid, if you wanted to know what it's like to play for the Astros, you gotta suck balls, not lick 'em
Now playing
Suck it Ghana
Patriot.
Put your fucking phones down and actually experience the event!
need a snickers? You seem not yourself.
I think he just needs a snickers
Feel better now?
African hipster
Old man's pants are not too high. This is too high.
the sad and ugly truth.
fuck Reggaeton. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME SONGS.
That's one fucking UGLY kid.
His head looks enormous. Are we sure that wasn't photoshopped on?
Doesn't every team need a batboy?
The similarities are striking.