exept field goallllllllllllllllllllllll goal goal goal goalllllllllllllllllllllllls and punts cant forget those punts.

is that a thing you can get paid for?

guy in the 3 point stance thinks hes playing actual football

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

who is david wise?

I love you.

No one wants you here, continue being poor in whatever 3rd world shithole you currently reside USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Somehow it's so perfect that a Portland TV reporter unveils a US team jersey... for cycling.

smoke or chew'em if you got'em

You'd have thought Tony could have taken a lesson from his numbers and never dipped.

SHIT!

just hope they can find clean running water 2 was that shit off

what a d~bag

"Recoiling at Pitbull is equivalent to recoiling at large swathes of Latino culture."

Hail the skullet.

"Having closely followed his career for 12 years now, this much I know to be true: Pitbull does not deserve the amount of hate he gets."

Is the defense ready to rest? That was about 10 paragraphs too many for a purveyor of awful music.

Fuck you and Pitbull.