I think the simple answer is he has odd fat distribution and any clothing that is going to fit his neck/belly is going to look really unflattering on the rest of his body. The second part is obviously he can afford a tailor but he probably finds that overly vain.

Were we to assume that someone that agreed to an interview with Dr. Phil was sober?

Seriously. I'm still not convinced that he isn't.

That was my first thought, don't ever fuck around with a drug dealer, even the small time ones you meet in bars.

Can we just make all the fatties fly seated next to each other?

Personally I find it really heartwarming to know there is a person out there that actually deserved every bit of misfortune that has ever and will ever happen to him.

Maybe it is just me but an insane overreaction by the police to a harmless non-event doesn't seem like the best way to engender respect and trust.

Jesus, ok, but thankful for God? The Christian God is kind of a malicious dickhead, I don't know that I would be thankful for the idea that there is a guy sitting in the sky responsible for horrible injustices, pain and suffering for funs.

I know my condo carries significantly more insurance than the $300,000 minimum required for our valet, I believe well over $1M, I'm guessing it would be similar for hotels that handle expensive cars even internationally.

Wouldn't it be easier to just publish a list of cars that they haven't recalled?

So is there like something racist I can say to be forced to earn hundreds of millions of dollars while ending my ongoing business obligations? I mean I'm not going to be proud of saying it but I think I can live with it.

They were "horrified" by the error? Horrified, really? Did you just pick up a random negative emotion flashcard to decide how to react to an embarrassing mistake?