Because no finer art than mid 70's to mid 80's full sized van customization exists today. Aside from improved electronics it was all plush perfection.

Or you could always just teach your children to respect things.

Beg to differ about them not being cool:

Because it’s dumb.

Done:

Your dad sounds like an asshole.

Translation: I claim it all baby, but IRS please don’t audit me!

Only offering the cars in Europe puts them in the advantageous position of having halo cars that everyone can lust after, without the bother of actually having to manufacture them.

I don’t hate it.

Maybe they’re triplets?

British IT is awesome though and the United Kingdom promotes it.

He bought a British Computer and can only file articles occasionally

The FR-S becomes 1% faster if it get branded the GT86. FACT! :)

It wasn’t axed, it just had its Brand Mitzvah.

Bloomberg’s going to shit themselves when they see this.

It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.

Guys, I got this. Just take a massive dump right before you go on any car trip. Less weight will mean using less gas, so you can offset the energy used by your phone.

Fake badges? GET YOU SOME OF THIS!!!

Interesting fact about that Camaro- The visibility doesn’t change when you brush the snow off the car.

It stumps me as to why you didn’t make an attempt to meet DeMuro and combine your two horrible fantastic fucking ideas into the best post Jalopnik’s ever seen.