I know right! Oh God, I think that's the best section of the whole article right there. My partner is giving me weird looks because I'm sitting here chuckling endlessly to myself over this part. :D

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

So...like overnight then?

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

"And I saw the Four Horsemen of the Comment Apocalypse, and they said in unison unto me: 'Beware the false idol Kinja and her wily ways.' And I, for my part, took up my mobile device and screeched, 'EVEN NATIVE AMERICANS DON'T THINK THE NAME IS OFFENSIVE!' and lo, the Angel Snyder smiled down on me, well pleased."

So, wait. How long should I freeze the numbers?

For those who don't understand why wearing headdresses is offensive: Imagine that a bunch of people who have never served in the military started wearing Purple Hearts as jewelry. Now imagine that we're wearing it while dancing at a strip club. It's offensive because we're wearing something we didn't earn. We're…

Did you say the same thing about Michelle Kwan when she used her medical waiver to knock out the 3rd place finisher for a spot on the Olympic team in Torino? (When Karma wise she was too injured to skate) Probably not.

Eh. Like her or not she was proven and finished seventh despite skating clean. Her remarks about skaters who fall yet still score better than skaters who don't is a good one without regard to how she got to the games.

One of the judges in the 2014 Winter Olympics was previously suspended for trying to fix the 1998 Winter Olympics? That seems...inappropriate.

They won't come forward because they aren't looking to be unemployed. There is no upside to coming forward, but keeping your mouth shut makes you a made man.

CHRIS KLUWE MURDERED LENNAY KEKUA!

I personally have gay family members who I love and support just as I do any family member.

that's the face of Lustful Cockmonster.

In my experience bigots don't like to be called bigots.

The comments today have not only attacked my character and insulted my professionalism, but they have also impacted my family.

Oh, he knows some gay people so it is cool.