If only he emptied his pockets and put it all on the table and said, “Wait, I think I found what you’re looking for, it’s your racism”, and with the bag, same thing, “Oh wait, I also have something you want back, it’s your racism”

Racists are so weird in that regard. They will literally cut off their own noses, fuck with their own lives just to stick it to people who don’t look like them.

I know I love to go somewhere with 8 friends, steal a single tee shirt, spend more money than a t-shirt costs on drinks, and propose to my girlfriend. 

Because people who shoplift immediately follow the theft with a marriage proposal to cover their tracks.

Racism doesn't make you smart, they keep taking that multivitamin like it's good for their health.

That’s a lottttt of energy over a t-shirt to end up getting fired over, sis.  

You know those folks still think they stole something. Probably just sitting in their homes going “If only I stripped searched them, I would have found the shirt.”

I kinda read the “I’m sorry. What?” as a response not only to the public near-nudity, but also the comment that she had done something to get herself permanently disinvited from a particular hotel. All reasonable things for a parent to question.

I didn’t find the comments creepy, seems more they want to embarrass her.

But he stood on her throat and didn't kneel, right?

I am actually very curious how someone in Ansari’s position could really own up or say something that would really appease us. It just seems like someone in this position is relatively doomed (rightfully or wrongfully—I’m not making a judgement on that): anything he said would probably have not been enough. And that’s…

Cuz we don’t like Bernie, and he’s not a real Dem.  And after 40 years, where’s the beef? Where’s his signature legislation? 

It was San Francisco, so presumably the concern would be a homeless person looking to set up camp in the stairwell.

Did it ever dawn on this guy that if Michel was a ne’er-do-well out to ransack his community he might also be armed and on edge, resulting in the possible loss of his life as well as that of his child

Except that the guy never tried to get into the building. He was waiting outside the building for his friend who lived in the building to get there.

“I didn’t know PTSD made you racist.”

I’ve always lived in apartment buildings and it has never occurred to me to ever question someone who walks in as I’m walking out. My mother also taught me how to mind my business so there’s that. 

Somehow, a dude working for YouTube and yet not knowing how social media and/or viral videos work is so fucking appropriate.

Yeah, he works for YouTube and his name is Christopher Cukor. He’s shut down all his social media.

Bootlickers are already jumping to Callbox Carl’s defense by saying that because his father was murdered in his driveway by an intruder in 2013, that he has PTSD and is afraid of a tragedy like that occuring again.