Genius Bar Manager: JK, we need to talk about your piercings.

My guess is that it wasn’t entirely age. Engineers are kind of notorious for being insufferable know-it-alls and tend to not be the best at customer service when dealing with idiots. I know for a fact, that I would suck at a retail customer service job. So as much as the Genius bar pretends to be about genius, it…

He would need to check with Nestle to make sure there isn’t a candy bar in development with that protected name.

I'm having trouble processing this.

Invested in sharks with lazer beams attached to their fricken heads.

Lesson learned, if you are going to steal one, get a firm grip first.

Hufflepuff, the dankest house.

The point of the list isn’t to tout the US’s dominance... it’s to tout Michael Phelps’s dominance. You mention the relatively short amount of time most countries have been in the Olympics. And how some countries have only been in for 20 or so years (which would be 5 Olympic Cycles). Michael Phelps is in his 5th…

Can we talk about this list?

I find it hard to believe someone works 18+ hours a day/7 days a week. And if you do, there is something really wrong with you. I’ve worked a slightly less 12hrs/day for two weeks and I wanted to kill every one in sight by the end.

It’s probably equipped with a rear-facing camera that automatically uploads footage to a 11foot8-style website.

I think the 1.9 million is only the first 14%?

Garbage and mail/parcel delivery trucks are prime EV candidates. Short-ish routes that take a long time, and spend all night in a controlled lot so they can recharge at the reduced overnight utility rates... match made in heaven.

At 4 percent, about $9,500 a month just for the mortgage.

What’s it’s CP?

Ah, Bernie is 85? That explains why he looks like Andy Warhol’s rotting corpse.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

I used to have to travel to Sao Paulo frequently for my work, when I was with a large Fortune 500 company that had offices down there.

I meant to say it’s just potatoes and white supremacists - move along

Where’s the thermometer showing the temperature of the steel when it comes from the forge?