You all say “RIP Limer,” I say “Welcome [to the same room where I sit] Limer”

Why aren't I invited to these kinds of parties as an adult?

Duracell is also announcing a battery for electric cars later this year. It recharges from a handy spout you pour gasoline in.

One ring to fool them all

And here's me who can't even sink to the bottom of the deep end of a pool without my ears hurting.

Only three fingers? Well that’s a shocker...

While it’s nice they’re trying to improve on the experience, it still requires that I buy another giant hunk of plastic that I pull out for one game and one game only. Say what you will, but Rock Band did us a favor by forcing us to confront how useless highly-specialized peripherals were. Hell, when was the last…

I should just throw my rockband/guitar hero shit away. I never use it and it just sits in the corner collecting dust.

It's not the big payments that make most people broke in my experience, it's the dime and nickle stuff. The people who buy lunch every day. $10 per day x 250 work days per year, $2,500 per year. Now add in going to the bar twice a week for a couple beers before heading home. Another $1,000 per year. Five dollar…

Can't stand the daenrys storyline.

Every season opener the last few seasons is like this. Just getting caught up with all the story lines and reminding people of characters and places that will be important this season. I recall a comment almost exactly like this after last years opener.

I'm about to lay out a new, bold criticism of this show that nobody has ever expressed before:

I'm sad that we lost the Arya-Hound buddy comedy, but we seem to be in good hands with Tyrion-Varys!

I never, I mean never, ever ever ever, it’s my golden rule, never ever let anyone know how easy a fix is. Never ever. They take that shit for granted.

I think maybe you missed who is paying the $300K.

Are you kidding? A bunch of blue collar construction workers get work to build the thing, the city gets a ton of tax revenue to fund programs that matter, and by building new units for them to take over we’re preventing the displacement that results from them from buying up a whole townhouse to convert into a mansion.

Manhattan in 5 years:

Um or you can run away from Samsung and get a Nexus or HTC, LG, Zenphone, Oneplus, etc... Android’s advantage is freedom of choice and as a long time android user I’ve avoided Samsung - mostly because of cost and touchwiz...

Definitely your most intelligible post...ever.