Why don't you go ahead and try to explain how this assault was racially motivated. You do know that means that she tried to get someone to assault her roommate BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE, right? You do understand that's what would constitute a racially motivated assault, right? You do realize that that isn't what happened,…

A. It was not. I don't think you understand the concept of a racially motivated action.

These are the people who always have the "But I have a black friend!" in their back pocket. You know, because they aren't racist. Because they have a black friend ... which means they aren't racist ... because their friend is black ... so they can't be racist ... because they have a black friend ... and they used to…

Clearly Mr. Zimmerman still is not very good at decision-making.

Was that racially motivated? You understand that this post is about bigotry, not about "crazy" roommates, right? Of course you don't.

"Lesbians make the best sandwiches."

That's completely ignoring the history in certain parts of the world. That's like saying people who use skin lightening creams don't want to look white, they just suddenly stopped liking their skin, coincidently starting when Europeans landed. When huge portions of a population start burning their hair, and scalps in…

Ingrained habits aren't always conscious. Of course you'd rarely hear an African say they want to look white. But that doesn't mean that the things that they do aren't informed by a white aesthetic that was introduced by Europeans. Do you think African women just woke up one day and started straightening their hair…

It isn't American-centric. It's a phenomenon prevalent across Sub-Saharan Africa, and pretty much everywhere where Europeans colonized/were formative in the development of communities that exist today where there was/is a significant indigenous or imported slave population. Sure, everyone who wants a smaller nose…

And I'll assume they've already put them in vending machines, too. Damn.

You should do one of these for heroin. It would make quite the series.

Like padded bras. Tap into the insecurity space. That's smart. Although there is the sensitivity issue. Look at us solving problems. We should start a detective agency.

The idea is to turn penis wrappers into a status symbol. Like, "I heard Eric has the new Air LeBron condoms." || "What?! I need to get me some of them."

Magnum rap isn't about luxury; it's about "I have the biggest d*ck on earth" bragging. Luxury condom rap targets a wider audience, and is accessible to everyone. Or so we think. AMIRITE?!?! *high-fives self*

Precisely. You get it. That's sensual.

Another idea: We make condoms luxury items that people aspire to wear. Rappers will start writing lyrics about Fendi condoms, Kanye will come out with a line of high-end hats, Jon Hamm will come out with Hats by Hamm, and then all the kids will be like, "Hey, girl, check out my wrapper. I'm going to be somebody. And I…

I've been thinking about this. You know how people wear sunglasses even when it isn't sunny because they think it looks cool? Ignore that it doesn't for now. Well, we just need to make cool-looking condoms that people will want to wear for fashion purposes. We could make them with hoods, with buttons, with dragon…

"But he plays guitar in a band!!" The band is called No Queens in the Stone Age.

This fucking idea that history being long on an issue is a good enough reason for us continue that history is the Batman signal of lacking intelligence. We should have a Mount Rushmore for assclowns, and Fuckabee should be on it.

Calm down. I'm not proposing anything. And I never said anything was "okay. " I was asking a question. But I do think it is interesting that you have this arbitrary 18 cutoff.