An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

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I’m sure they mean BESIDES those people.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

“Can you hear me now?”

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

“I bet I could get a job running Cleveland’s scouting department.”

“I’m Patrick Wyman, and I just finished my PhD on the end of the Roman Empire.”

It’s ok Tom, Destination Cleveland already has all the promotional materials they need, so the budget can go to other purposes:

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

wonder where he learned it

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I never cared if he disagreed with the officials. I just don’t think it’s right that he disrespected the flag and those who died to protect his freedom.

no, this is

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

Despite intense lobbying, Vitale refused to meet with Archbishop Stavros of the Greek Orthodox Church. Vitale just doesn't have the time for the mid-majors.