And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

A CRF50 only puts out 85 decibels. That’s a little louder than a dishwasher.

BS - MLS allows political speech and signs at games all the time. Heck, playing the national anthem is basically political speech. We seen anti-racism banners in stadiums all of the time. We had banners in explicit support of same-sex marriage. We have people waiving separatist flags. Political stuff at soccer games…

This. I can see myself marching out there all pissed off, right up until the moment he’s like “you wanna try?” and hands me a bike.

Would bother the shit out of me right up until he gives me a turn.

me neither

Would not bother me at all.

Stuff like this is why HOAs shouldn’t exist.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

What you cannot tell from that picture however, is that it is not actually 25,000 Texans, but rather 2500 Texans that take up the same amount of space. Everything really is bigger in Texas.

I was surprised they didn’t injure themselves, until I realized they’re not starting pitchers

The fact that this is the best part of our season is depressing.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

And here’s the wrong way...

LOL fuck you. You are the perfect of embodiment of why people hate the Yankees.

As Someone who has been a Mariner fan from birth, beating the Yankees is the only good thing ever to happen to the mariners, and you bringing it up in this context is a pretty good example of why I hate the Yankees, who have won approximately 20 percent all world series, ever. “You guys beat us in the divisional round…

I grew up a Mariners fan, but I have always warned my kids to stay away from them. They are just too much of a choking hazard.

That is some good sports writing right there! Not one picture of the cart and canoe though?