The fight isn’t decorative pillows. It’s excessive pillows altogether. I use one pillow to sleep. But there are 6 pillows on the bed. None are decorative. They are all full functioning pillows. My wife uses two to sleep at night. I throw four of them on the floor each night, and yet somehow, when I return to bed the…

There’s no popping a torn quad.... That shit’s broke. Literally.

Meh, it’s hockey. He’ll be on the ice, officiating a junior league for his rehab in a week.

To be fair, as long as you can keep the car going straight you’ll always beat a mustang....

HELL NO.

Says no one, ever.

Anyone who says baseball is the best sport, but then backs up this sort of bullshit can kick rocks.

Statistically speaking, yes. Flying a plane is much less risky than operating a car. It’s also not terribly complicated to learn, it’s just more regulated is all. And it certainly does not take years of intensive training. You can get a private pilot’s license in two weeks.

There are no marking indicating where the loop is, and the loop does not extend all the way up the pillar. It’s a pure guessing game to a first responder.

You “except” that, but it’s (1) not always the case, (2) they may not have extensive practice, (3) there are no standards or regulations in regards to where the power supply cables are designed to be cut, (4) no standards or regulations in regards to marking or identifying where the power supply cables are designed to…

Uhh, where, exactly is the jersey barrier, pedestrian, road hazard, pothole, emergency response vehicle at 35,000 miles in the air?

Which is why this software is not suitable for our roadways. Who in their right mind puts on Autopilot, and then sits there with their hands two inches from the steering wheel the entire time and their feet hovering above the brake pedal? Fucking no one, that’s who. It’s all or nothing, and if the car can’t do all of…

Uhh, Google search Firestone vs Ford Explorer and get back to me on how both Firestone and Ford are still in business....

Whoah, Black-Butters, Bam-A-Lam! 

It’s actually a PCI compliance violation to take the card. I’d imagine more and more bars will start giving cards back.

I would also venture to say most bars should start doing like they do in Scotland/Ireland, and have you pay as you go. It’s fantastic. You never have to wait on your check and you are always settled…

I was pulled over on a roadway that went from 35mph to 30mph. The kicker, is the sign marking the lower speed limit was covered by scaffolding from a new building going up. I wasn’t in a hurry and was pegged for going 37 in a 30.

I tried to contest the ticket but the judge didn’t care. He didn’t want to hear anything…

There is clearly a pavement cut on the right side of the photograph. This is a clear construction zone and the MC rider should’ve been riding at slower speeds. Live and learn. At least he lived. Maybe he’ll learn.

You don’t need to go 140 mph on a motorcycle to enjoy a motorcycle. Get a CT90, red-line the shit out of it in your neighborhood at 40 mph and you’ll get the exact same thrill as doing 100mph on a crotch rocket.

How bout a fucking push release? Is that so bad? Even the Model X has a damn push release, and the Model 3 is supposed to be a budget car.

Idiots, doing idiot things, because they’re idiots....

Seriously though, they aren’t idiots, but the should probably deploy a few more “every day users” to their shake down team to…

God damn chicken tax. This is why we can’t have nice things!