How bout a fucking push release? Is that so bad? Even the Model X has a damn push release, and the Model 3 is supposed to be a budget car.

Idiots, doing idiot things, because they’re idiots....

Seriously though, they aren’t idiots, but the should probably deploy a few more “every day users” to their shake down team to…

God damn chicken tax. This is why we can’t have nice things!

What the fuck is wrong with Jersey? They closed the right lane but kept the middle lane open, and chose to throw fill into the holes with a shovel from the right lane?

Meh, they were probably tired of being tailgated in stop and go traffic.

No seat belt, no fuel, no brains, and now no car!

In these situations you “rarely” pay out in regards to the vehicle’s loss in value. You have to look at it like an insurance claim. The hotel/valet vendor is only legally liable for the cost of repairs to bring the vehicle back to the original shape it was when it came in. However, given it’s a prominent hotel, they…

That’s because your VW is an expensive item to you. For most Ferrari drivers, their cars are mere things that can be repaired. The aren’t old classics, they’re fucking cars. Yes, they cost a lot, but guess what, they cost even more to have the oil and tires changed. Hell, in most non-America places in the world,…

And that, my friend, is the difference between you and the rich.

You’re not staying at the correct hotels....

Not at all. He’s going to have to prove that his vehicle was actually depreciated. If there is no damage - and by the way, it’s not a manual - than he has jack shit to go off of. The ONLY way Marriott pays him any substantial money is if the vehicle was actually damaged or if he is a high-ranking Rewards member.

They’l…

When you have that kind of money, it doesn’t really matter. You pay a shit ton of money to get an oil change and even more for tires. You pay to have a rock chip in the paint of your bumper repaired and the suede top of your convertible replaced if it had bug spatter on it.

Not only that, you are paying to not have to…

NFL Blitz 2000 on N64 was by far, the best sports game ever created. We still play it today at tailgates. It’s easy to learn, quick, and very, very fun to play.

Washington State has permanent PBA cards in the form of State sanctioned Law Enforcement Memorial license plates. That’s right, for $124 a year you can have your very own, permanent PBA card attached to the outside of your car.

Well, if he never watched Frank Thomas, his statement is technically accurate.

Can I base-line from your other arm?

Exactly. If Edgar is excluded, every relief pitcher should also be excluded.

There’s also idiots not filling out complete ballots and one jamoke who submitted a blank ballot. So, fuck them all. Fuck the MLB until Edgar is inducted. Also, the Mariners are complete trash so this is all we have. Edgar getting into the HOF is the closest Mariners fans have been to rooting for a winner in the last…

I can’t wait for the inevitable PSA to go out: “Do not plug in USB drives you find in the street” when some maniacal CSE drop out buys 500 thumb drives for $25 on Amazon and tosses them onto downtown sidewalks randomly.  

It’ll be like the old days of inspecting candy at Halloween.

Well, you know, the internet....

Or purchased downloads.