And yet he’s still better than Beth and Rex. It is painful.

They’re lashing out in pain and fear, for the bright light of the truth is nearly blinding.

I’m brand new to Deadspin and the other comments make me feel pressured into calling Chris a dirtbag. Am I missing something? I won’t call him a dirtbag, but I WILL say that his method is pure genius.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

MMA fans are desperate that their latest, greatest hope for legitimacy is about to get his ass kicked by an old boxer.

The friction goes all the way back to the beginning, when Mike thought his name should be first.

people who speak poor English typically stay poor

I presume the plan is to sit Trubisky at the learning tree that is *stifles giggle* Mike Glennon for a few years?

That movie was FINE. There, I said it. You can all judge me now :P

Fucking globalization. Back in my day you could feast on fresh local tuna hunted at the nearby cove. Now a shark has to go to a big box retailer for canned tuna caught near china. #huntlocal

It’s really simple when you consider the habitat in which it was found. Walmart parking lots are a unique ecological niche commonly inhabited by the American Redneck. An observed behavior of the Redneck is tossing random shit into their preferred conveyance, the pickup. There are, by my estimate, at least dozens of…

Can’t figure out what’s worse: a cheating marathoner or a dude who runs a website on his own time watchdogging other people’s times.

+1 Google Ad Buy

you beat me to the SEO joke. +1 clickbait headline.

This is one time when SEO didn’t want to be found out.

Well agreed, and there’s certainly a problem with the overpaid CEOs that do jack shit. But that type of thing is typically common in specific fields. Let’s not judge all CEOs based on the Gordon Gekkos of the world.

I am both humbled and aroused.

Please note the timestamp on this post. This event took place on Dec. 20, 2010.