THIS ARTICLE IS VERIFIABLY AWESOME.

Any top level information security industry insider told a class that I attended a few months ago that Steve Jobs' health was declining again. Apparently he was right.

The Verizon iPhone is great for all AT&T customers! There will be tons of people jumping ship, which will allow AT&Ts network to support the calls it currently can't make.

@dgstan: Evil = all ISPs, telcos, wireless enterprises, and world dominating dinosaurs.

Not a chance. Contracts are the standard 2-year contracts, not a shortened 1-year so when they announce the next LTE version, you'll have to a) wait or b) pay full price.

@The5thElephant: I admit my mistake, CMDA...

Excellent article and great points. Thank you.

@blyan is not on fire: Pretty pissy under the bridge. Pretty pissy.

Honestly, a Verizon iPhone doesn't mean crap. Woo hoo. So freaking exciting. Guess what? There are a crap load of areas that LTE won't be and a crippled iPhone just doesn't make sense.

While I'm not against this at all, this column created a HUGE amount of trouble today at the office. Female VP of HR saw Gizmodo on an employees' pc with this article first. Thanks a lot Giz... couldn't this be kept on Fleshbot or something???

I got the HP Slate last week (after a two month wait) and let me tell you... what a piece of crap.

Thank you for this article.

@Bat21: Well done!

@Antubis is nominal: I'm sure that 1022 toys is a little excessive. But, does this dog know more that just words? Such as faces, people, scents, bacon, etc?

@FiveLiters: +1 for great comment, +1 for early. Great laugh this morning.

I'm confused. Am I going to be paying more or less than I did in 2010?

You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.

Heck. Yes. Almost watchable now!

@1WordUp: +1 for New York, +2 for Chicago!

@Mark 2000: +1