Among other things, ScarJo Can't. Fucking. Sing. Her album of Tom Waits covers made me want to stick corkscrews in my ear holes.

Me too! I often vote Hilty. I think she does want a TV/Movie career.

Okay, bear with me for a second: Xtina. I know, Burlesque was not that well acted, but you have to consider the material. And in spite of the material, she really was captivating. I mean, when she sang.

Y'all need to understand how a nice Southern lady talks. "I guess she's full bosomed." translated really is more like "She has absolutely no qualifications other than a somewhat larger than average chest that is but a shadow of my own".

I want to delete my entire post and replace it with this.

Found on Twitter... (the mis-use of "betrothed" is really bothering me but the rest is spot-on)

Fuck it. I'm happy for them. It still kinda shocks me how in love Kanye is with her. Like....he legit seems to have it bad for her. It's nice.

After four years of hard, miserable work, I have finally hit my goal weight of 175 lbs. In August of 2010 I had bariatric lapband surgery. I weighed 412 lbs on the day of my surgery, my BMI was almost 70. The lapband is generally not recommended for people who have over 100 pounds to lose but the more radical…

Another week of OKC misery. Please, someone just shoot me.

which I kinda like- I feel like if she had a demure dress with NO skin showing... I'd feel like she gave up part of herself to have the "ideal" wedding

It's not that it's slut shaming as much as that the tradition of white = virgin is dumb to begin with. It's a relic from a time when daughters were traded as a commodity, and based largely in vacuous religious notions of purity.

I thought she was gonna go with lace (something different than her last two), but I'm surprised but how demure and...simple (for her) the look is. The veil is to die.

But would you give up My Dark Twisted Fantasy? Would you give up Nicki's verse on Monster? Would you? WOULD YOU?!

Thanks for this. I love the way I look now, and plan to go gray and embrace my wrinkles when the time comes and be a hot old dame and all that jazz, but the second age starts to meld my chin and neck together, I'm getting that shit tucked, zero fucks given.

Because he's looking you in the eye, not at your chest. Takes a little getting used to.

Y'all, if Connie Britton plays Wendy Davis will that be proof that the Jezebel hive-mind can make dreams come true if we concentrate hard enough? What shall we set our mental lasers to next, insuring the survival of Roe v. Wade?

For a minute during that scene with Sansa I was like, "Holy shit, this is getting rrreeeaaaallll incestuous" and then I remembered what show I was watching.

Your friend sucks! You should ruin something she loves. Does she have any pets?