SHOCKED.

Cheers

Not gonna lie, I kind of totally adore this woman. Sometimes having literally no filter is a good thing!

But people cream their pants over Jamie who fucks his sister and tries to kill a kid

I have not read the books so I only have my TV show ship to carry me. The mister, who has read the books, dashed my ship on the rocks last summer. "In the books, he is fug and they never bang."

Think of how pretty their babies would be!*

Callie, I'm really disappointed that L.C. didn't actually shave her head. Like super disappointed. I might have to leave work early.

Oh, I didn't think of that at all, especially since "witch" is modified by "teen", which just makes me think of Sabrina and other cute young witches. And I think of sorceresses as sort of Morgan le Fay types, more beautiful and seductive and possibly evil or at least dangerous, which goes along with the goth thing.…

Are you kidding? I have three hours of housecleaning to do and there's no better fuel than Smug Superiority. I'm all over this shit. I may have the dirtiest oven in the universe, but my life shines in comparison to these people's.

I think I'll pass. Since I currently have an okcupid profile watching this would just make me more depressed than I already am on the subject of online-dating-men.

I watched it but because I never got into Veronica Mars, this is all I got out of the first eight minutes:

HA! I mean, obviously we're raising the kids Team Logan, that's not up for debate. But seriously. My boyfriend is so great in every other way! But how can anybody be team Duncan?

She also has strong features (which I sympathize with, heartily) and those tend to look better as you get older and you get the last laugh when you age beautifully, but damn, they can be hard to deal with during high school

Ha!

Really? Because with him being all passionate and protective, he looks like someone I would DEFINITELY want to fuck with ;)

Or at the very least my cool older siblings.

Will you be my mom and dad, people who are roughly my age?

I really respect both of them using their "star power" for something like this. Kids deserve privacy because they aren't equipped to ask for it. I hope that more and more magazines and tv shows fall in line.

I saw a few minutes of this last night. The look on Kristen's face was anger and fighting back tears.

Before watching this I'd like to say that Dax's face in the still frame of the video does not look like someone I'd want to fuck with.