Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy roasted mixed-nuts and thy excellent croissants they comfort me.

My eyeliner sometimes looks like this, when I try to get both eyes even and the lines get thicker and thicker and then I just rub a Q-tip over them and call it smokey eyes.

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.

I will seize any and every opportunity to post what's in Prince's fridge. It's my favorite thing on the internet.

I visited The Killing Fields in Cambodia and even when there, the site of thousands and thousands of human bones still didn't really connect with me. There were so many mass graves that you would walk around and bones would randomly be sticking out of the ground as you walked over them.

Especially as Ned. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Oh god. I would do such naughty things to Lee Pace.

WOOP WOOP it's WILD CONJECTURE TIME!!

Someone give the make up department ALL THE EMMYS! They got Ricci to look just like Borden!

I want to be the copy writer who came up with that one. :( My best so far was a tagline for an '80s-themed yogurt: "The new culture club."

Great tagline or greatest tagline?

You are even less of a humanitarian than your father, a man best remembered for the time he shot someone in the face.

Um, pretty sure he's BEST remembered for being an admitted war criminal who broke the law willy nilly, contributed to the current state of our freedoms and Constitution being in tatters, and is in…

I already said this on gawker, but bears repeating

"Oh yeah! She's totally asking for it. You can tell because she's wearing that Burt's Bees lotion. She wouldn't be using it if she didn't like the attention.

Wow you non-Chicagoans really spend a lot of time disparaging our delicious pizza.

WE ARE CHICAGO AND OUR PIZZA IS KING

OK internet commenter.

Jessica Williams has made the leap into being a really, really strong member of the crew, hasn't she? She has this perfect mix of "WTF?" and a really wicked gleam to her eye that works for the show.

"because they've been studying the Jezebel hive mind and they've created our ideal TV experience."

If you want to convince everyone you wrote your own book, it seems like it'd be counterproductive to go on TV and remind everyone that you can't speak your native language.