Hey son, whatcha doing?

And now you’ve given the writers of Sharknado their next idea for a future movie: A COWSHARK.

Barbiescript? B# ? B++ ? Objective-B ?

Don’t think so, but the usual idiots are already out!

Umm, there is real animal in the E3 demo.

It was specifically a tribute to Joe Mad. In fact, he even tweeted about it and was excited:

Good looking yes but not best, some of these are too messy and busy in their design. Great art, but not best

Kratos is from Ancient Greece and the game was marketed as such. Ancient Greece was a patriarchy. Don’t play games like that if you’re so easily offended.

Huh? How is this whitewashing? Kratos is Greek, and is only “white” because he was cursed to have the ashes of his family, that he killed, bonded to his body. He was a darker hue before this curse, more olive skinned like the Greek people. Hence why he is known as the “Ghost of Sparta”

If this game is going to be about a kinder, gentler Kratos, enough with the god killing rage thing. I like the first idea: he has to take on a slew of monsters with his son at his side, ultimately earning him actual redemption and the title of Odin.

You... realized that the robots being nonexistant WAS the joke, right?

The blonde android and the girl blinked several times...

I was also surprised Kara wasn’t featured in the trailer, but I assume Kara and Connor will both be characters will their own arcs, like Heavy Rain. We’ll probably get a few other characters as well.

The point is Detroit doesn’t have androids rights. No American city has androids rights, but only Detroit is in this game. I understand Detroit gets dissed a lot, but this isn’t that. Relax bud, you could be from Cleveland.

The whole joke hinges on the fact that androids actually don't exist, and therefore really don't have rights in Detroit. That's literally the joke; it's not a shot at Detroit at all.

Dude i’m a Detroit area native. I believe what is was going for was called a ‘joke’. Calm the fuck down.

How is that a potshot at Detroit? “Detroit has trees.” “You shut the fuck up about Detroit!”

It’s a joke, son! You missed it! It flew right by ya.

Hey OP, i think he was just making a joke as no cities in the world have rights for androids. The fact that it’s based in Detroit is simply a coincidence.

“HI DANIEL”