I think that is exactly the joke here...

fuck you guys! just stick to your slot machine stuff

Slightly unrelated, but basically the same thing Konami did to Kojima:

That was the punch line for me!

I can’t laugh at this because I honestly feel it’s plausible...

No gamepad support. I’m not interested. After playing Diablo 3 on Ps4, I can’t go back to.....

click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click, click, click,click, click, click,…

Obligatory:

appropo - Kanye West looks like a level 1 RPG character

I guess they’re banking on not having to tackle keyboard and mouse units.

He’ll never get ahead in life.

Geralt is a massive, far cry from “generic”. In fact, any character that you can create yourself is generic, limited to a flat baseline personality that anyone can squeeze their own interpretations into. Geralt, on the other hand, is an established character with two short story collections and five novels worth of…

This is the Witcher based on the Book the Witcher, based on the Character Geralt in The Witcher, if you weren’t playing as Geralt, then it wouldn’t have been called The Witcher.

So THAT’S how dodo’s went extinct... I never knew!

@NotGodot: I thought the parallel was inappropriate and weird, but didn't let something that Bigby said set the context for my enjoyment of the story.

I'm always glad when an imprint title makes it, but Fables lost me along the way.

Did anyone else find that Fables went downhill after that big, preachy babbling speech about Israel? The whole thing just left a bitter taste in my mouth, especially since the Israel parallel was so tortured and barely applicable.

@bluehinter: As cool as it would have been, I wonder how different it would have been. Without Gepetto, there would have been no 'March of the Wooden Soldiers'. Would Pinnochio have had a big a role? Would love to hear how it would have panned out (no pun intended).