aka a free USB thumbdrive just waiting for someone with a chisel living nearby to snatch it away.

Andy Samburg's part in this was sort of, I dunno, bad, I think, but other than that, Bill Cosby, Eddie Murphy, Alan Alda and Al Pacino impressions were all amazing.

@reducks: Some people don't like no plot movies (I Heart Huckabees, Napoleon Dynamite, etc.) but I thought Napoleon Dynamite was okay. Wasn't great, but I wouldn't call it terrible.

@Gnarkiller: It's been in Texas this whole time and I've seen McRib in Canada once a week almost every year...

@Rhapsodos: Are you kidding? In Mario you stomp on the heads of creatures, including poor turtles to kill them for points/sport, then you can throw the defenseless turtles who have curled into their shells and throw them at other creatures! It's madness!

@Mikekearn has an overly long username: This graphic is especially effective because it includes what is most brought up in court as a violent video game; Postal, Doom and GTA. It's all BS.

I find it quite funny that the woman is wearing an original Xbox jacket and holding a Pokemon poster. I dunno why, just detracts from the super effectiveness of it all.

"Price hike cause people will pay it to taste the sweet sweet Reach and Call of Duty maps, bitches," Xbox Live's Craig Davidson paraphrased into an acceptable sounding statement to Gamasutra. "We paid a lot to get a hold of those maps exclusively, and we're in control now!"

Let a friend play Minecraft for 5 minutes and he accidentally my whole home. I made a pit around my cliff-side home where mobs would fall into at night, and there were a bunch of creepers stuck there because the sun doesn't kill them. He walks out during the night. I facepalmed.

I always thought the charm of Minecraft was greatly helped by the lego-style look, almost completely referencing the childhood nostalgia of building with legos and using all the creativity the child mind could think of. And I have no idea how you can make creepers any more terrifying then they already are.

Firefall looks great, but if it's like Tribes, why not play the new Tribes Universe game being developed when both are out?

Wait what? For Castle Crashers they said it wasn't for PS3, then Behemoth went and made it for PS3 long after its original 360 release. Super Meat Boy devs and Behemoth devs are all related to Newgrounds, so can Super Meat Boy also have a change of heart?

Meh, I subscribed G4's weekly clips on iTunes. It gives me the notable happenings from Attack of the Show, which I think is the only show worth watching on G4.

We all know Zipper Interactive is the real SOCOM devs. But this is pretty cool, I would prefer not to have my feet rooted to the ground when shooting, so this is a start.

Hey Ash, whatcha playin'?

Free Radical, get back to Star Wars Battlefront III that you guys were working on before you all crashed and burned because of Haze.

Even with that cutscene for explanation, it still makes no fucking sense.

Even with that cutscene for explanation, it still makes no fucking sense.

@Nintendo Tim: Ben Heck ain't cheap, that's for sure!

Well considering it's Ground Wars and everyone spawns in the same place, a Danger Close nade at the spawns would kill that many people. But how did some people have Painkiller on already?