I think platonic relationships between heterosexual members of the opposite sex are underrated. We get to trade dating stories and it’s refreshing to be able to bounce these things off of folks who can give you the low-down from their gender’s perspective!

Can someone explain the Ariana Grande part of this flow chart? Sorry, I’m an older millennial and out of touch.

And where are his sleeves? Ugh.

Way to go! You’re an inspiration. Push for the finish line and best of luck.

The trollage seems to have amplified with the shuttering of Splinter and the near-demise of Deadspin. Not a coincidence. Funny how this primarily black space is now being considered the “safe space” for these folks. Colonizers gon’ colonize.

The transcript of the deposition is the juiciest part of this story! Sad it was left out of this article, but I got ya’ll here.

Damn. It’s almost as if the new site owners are purposely trying to sink this ship. Hmmm...

I can’t seem to find that letter to the readers that the Root staff posted the other day...it’s really weird. 

The man who helped bring his memoir, The Beautiful Ones, to life is editor Dan Piepenbring, who Prince often referred to as “my brother Dan.”

You’re right! The whole roach colony has marched in totally uninvited. Holy shit, the responses I’m getting from the fucking Colonizers spilling over Splinter...My dismiss game has never been so strong.

I will not be spending a moment of my time explaining to the Bernie Bros who drifted over from Splinter why what Bernie said was totally wrong. Figure it out yourselves. Google the shit.

Also, tell all of that to Tamir Rice, Buffoon Sanders.

This is beyond being tone-deaf and out of touch. I think Bernie probably just doesn’t give a shit. I’m still more disappointed in Ocasio-Cortez and Omar are backing this fool.

But she had a few issues with being too smart for her own good.

Cops are trash. Yes, all of them. Some may smell worse than others, but they are all fundamentally trash.

I love her! 

I agree, but only if unforced. They should be tricked into it. Lets say we started a campaign about a brand new Abortion Proofing Procedure. Just a short out-patient operation and presto, chango, you can never get an abortion or impregnate someone who might get one!

Cece needs to stop it. Singing “yeh-yeh”, “yah-yah”, “yeah-yeah-yee” and “yow” are hardly the hill she should die on. There’s a whole world of yodelers that might come for her if she wants to go there.

You cannot on one hand admonish black people for not forgiving white people and on the other say that white people have nothing to apologize for. Pick a narrative and stick to it.

White people have never asked for forgiveness. In fact, to this day you all carry on the legacy of your “ancestors” by continuing to benefit from their monstrous behavior instead of outright denouncing it and taking meaningful actions to undo their horrors. Moreover, you’ve simply found new and inventive ways to carry…